A Day in the Life.
Mon-daze.

I just missed the first hour of The Bachelorette to workout. That, my friends, is called dedication.

…or just trying to lose a few pounds before I gain them back this weekend.

Loathe.

Kim Kardashian has officially topped the list of the “Celebrity I Hate the Most.” Last nights episode of KUWTK was so ridiculous. I can barely take this family anymore, but KIM is the worst. The nonstop selfies and making assistants rub sand on her hideous ass so she can take ass selfies takes the cake. She is the most conceited, self absorbed, self centered person on the planet. Kim is an absolute disgrace to humankind and needs to f$&@ off already. Apologies for the rant, but I had to get that off my chest.

Update: E! News reported Kim took 300 selfies per day while on her 4 day trip to Thailand. For the love of God, this cannot be true.
A Day in the Life turned 4 today!
It may not be my real birthday, but it’s my Tumblr’s birthday so I should still get presents.

A Day in the Life turned 4 today!

It may not be my real birthday, but it’s my Tumblr’s birthday so I should still get presents.
Hahaaaa

Hahaaaa

Arctic Monkeys - A Certain Romance
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door-of-infinity:

Arctic Monkeys-A Certain Romance

Listening to a lot of Arctic Monkeys to prepare for the concert in St. Louis.

And I thought beer was the safe choice.

I had five Stella’s on Friday night - FIVE - and had a horrible hangover yesterday. Officially a fossil.

A girl from Columbia, MO (in my opinion, one of the coolest cities in the world and where I went to college and worked for a few years) makes some incredible jewelry and I thought it was time to get a few pieces of my own. I am counting down the seconds until I get to St. Louis to get my hands on my new treasures! 

If you don’t know about www.lilydawsondesigns.com - it’s about time you do.

A girl from Columbia, MO (in my opinion, one of the coolest cities in the world and where I went to college and worked for a few years) makes some incredible jewelry and I thought it was time to get a few pieces of my own. I am counting down the seconds until I get to St. Louis to get my hands on my new treasures!

If you don’t know about www.lilydawsondesigns.com - it’s about time you do.

The future is bright.

Finally joined modern times and got Apple TV. How did I ever live without Netflix before?!!! Currently in the middle of watching Orange is the New Black and am not sure how I feel about it yet.

BUT OMG THE LIFETIME CHANNEL!!! YESSSSSSSS.

MySpace > Facebook

I miss Myspace. Mostly it’s the part where you click on someone’s profile and music plays. I loved picking the music for my profile. And making slideshows. And having “Top Friends.” Or maybe I just miss the age I was when I used Myspace. Those were the days.

Let’s face it, MySpace was a hell of a lot cooler than Facebook.

yes-oui-si-jilli:

#truth

peanutbutterpony:

“Loosen up and lose your mind
You never know what you could find on the other side…” This is a GOOD tune, the entire album is fantastic. And if you want to hear a song that will give you chills, listen to All I Want.
Let’s be honest, if I were drunk I would eat them all. But those cheddar bacon mac & cheese sound like they could be my new best friend.

Let’s be honest, if I were drunk I would eat them all. But those cheddar bacon mac & cheese sound like they could be my new best friend.

I LOVE that Brody went to Reggie Bush’s wedding and not Kim’s. Hahaa. I feel like that would piss Kanye off too. Nice work, Jenner.

And Brody’s girlfriend is HOOOOT. I kind of hate her.

I LOVE that Brody went to Reggie Bush’s wedding and not Kim’s. Hahaa. I feel like that would piss Kanye off too. Nice work, Jenner.

And Brody’s girlfriend is HOOOOT. I kind of hate her.

Mirror, mirror on the wall…please don’t let me trip and fall…

The girl with the gigantic nips and no bra was at the gym again last night. I could not stop staring. I’m sorry, it is just so shocking that she leaves the house like that.

I’m debating whether to report her for distracting me. She must be stopped.