I kind of want to be friends with this kid...
An old co-worker of mine just put up the following post on Facebook: “okay…my five year is going straight to bed. so much trouble. he just yelled, “hey loser,” to the poor guy working at the McDonald’s drive through!”
If at first you don't succeed...
Well, it turns out my first attempt at the Cayman Islands driving exam was a big, giant FAIL.
Well, let it pass, he thought; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, ‘The Sensible Thing’ (via quotewhore)
I have to take my Cayman Islands driving test on Friday. I am on page 4 of “studying” the handbook and I already know I’m going to fail. This should worry me, but the truth is I’m more concerned about whether or not my license photo will be cute. Fingers crossed.
You're not fooling anyone, darling.
There is a girl who just posted a photo on Facebook of herself on her couch cuddling her dog with the caption “Sweats and no makeup, movie, cuddle buddy, life is good.” The problem I have with this is: she has eyeliner, foundation, lipstick, AND 10 inch long fake eyelashes on. I am seriously amazed at how retarded people are.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.– F. Scott Fitzgerald
You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.– Mae West
I have tried: 1. A can of V8 2. Aleve tablets 3. Eggs 4. Bacon 5. English muffin 6. Water Verdict: nothing is getting rid of this hangover except more sleep. Goodnight.
What is that feeling when you’re driving away from people and they recede...– Jack Kerouac
Peaceful, easy feeling.
After the madness that took place last weekend, I am forcing myself to TAKE IT EASY this weekend (do you hear that, vodka? Stay away!) I left work and had a facial (skin feels rejuvenated!) and next on the agenda is ordering take-out and watching movies. Tomorrow I have no plans but to clean my place, shop, and book my trip for next month! Sometimes it is necessary to slow down, smell the...
Excuse me please…. one more drink… Could you make it strong? cause I...– Dave Matthews Band; Grace is Gone (via kristenthefangirl)